ACT I Act I Scene I:Courtroom Aegeon:I don’t want to die!
Duke:Your duke from Syracuse really screwed up.He slept with my sister and therefore we have this rule that everyone from Syracuse will be punished if they come here.What are you doing here anyway?
Aegeon:It’s not my fault!I was a wealthy man in Syracuse.My business partner in Epidamnus died, so I had to come out there, and my wife was pregnant, so she followed me.She had twins there in some hotel, and there were these slave twins that were born the same night in the same hotel!So I bought them.My wife wanted to go home so, well, we had a plane crash and I think she and one of my sons ended up in Corinth.
At the request of my son, we both went looking for his brother.I’ve been looking for five years and I don’t even know where either of them are now.
Duke:I feel for you, man.I’ll give you 1 more day to get your bail & witnesses.Otherwise … you die! Act I Scene II:Downtown Merchant: Tell everyone that you are from Epideamus, some dude from Syracuse just got caught today (gives him money) Here is your money that I was keeping for you.
Ant S: Go back to the hotel, I’ll be there at dinner time. Wanna bromance?
Merchant: Can’t right now, I’ll catch you later Enter Dromio Ant S: How did u get here so fast?
Dro E: I’m not early, im late, we’re all waiting for u back home! The food is cold, your wife is upset, what are you doing here?!?!
Ant S: Where is the money I gave you?
Dro: The money to pay the pizza guy last week? I gave it to him, I don’t have it anymoar
Ant S: Don’t joke about this, its not funny, that was some serious moo-lah!
Dro: Whatev, can we just hurry up and get home?
Ant S: Not funny, where’s the money?
Dro: idk, my bff Jill? Look, u really need to come home for dinner.
Ant S: I gave you a thousand pounds!
Dro: I have a thousand scars from your poundings, if you want those, but I haven’t any money
Ant S: Take this! <Batman Sounds (i.e. POW! KA-BLAM!)> Dro: Ahh! (runs away)
Ant S: This guy’s craaaaaazy! I’m going to check the money myself.
Act I Scene I: Courtroom
Aegeon: I don’t want to die!
Duke: Your duke from Syracuse really screwed up. He slept with my sister and therefore we have this rule that everyone from Syracuse will be punished if they come here. What are you doing here anyway?
Aegeon: It’s not my fault! I was a wealthy man in Syracuse. My business partner in Epidamnus died, so I had to come out there, and my wife was pregnant, so she followed me. She had twins there in some hotel, and there were these slave twins that were born the same night in the same hotel! So I bought them. My wife wanted to go home so, well, we had a plane crash and I think she and one of my sons ended up in Corinth.
At the request of my son, we both went looking for his brother. I’ve been looking for five years and I don’t even know where either of them are now.
Duke: I feel for you, man. I’ll give you 1 more day to get your bail & witnesses. Otherwise … you die!
Act I Scene II: Downtown
Merchant: Tell everyone that you are from Epideamus, some dude from Syracuse just got caught today (gives him money) Here is your money that I was keeping for you.
Ant S: Go back to the hotel, I’ll be there at dinner time. Wanna bromance?
Merchant: Can’t right now, I’ll catch you later
Enter Dromio
Ant S: How did u get here so fast?
Dro E: I’m not early, im late, we’re all waiting for u back home! The food is cold, your wife is upset, what are you doing here?!?!
Ant S: Where is the money I gave you?
Dro: The money to pay the pizza guy last week? I gave it to him, I don’t have it anymoar
Ant S: Don’t joke about this, its not funny, that was some serious moo-lah!
Dro: Whatev, can we just hurry up and get home?
Ant S: Not funny, where’s the money?
Dro: idk, my bff Jill? Look, u really need to come home for dinner.
Ant S: I gave you a thousand pounds!
Dro: I have a thousand scars from your poundings, if you want those, but I haven’t any money
Ant S: Take this!
<Batman Sounds (i.e. POW! KA-BLAM!)>
Dro: Ahh! (runs away)
Ant S: This guy’s craaaaaazy! I’m going to check the money myself.